Rant # 5 Real Men

A definition: The do's and do not's

Real Men...

...Do not discuss their feelings
...Do not talk to men who discuss their feelings
...Do not wear hats in the winter or caps in the summer
...Do not walk with hands in their pockets
...Do not carry open umbrellas by themselves
...Do not walk under an open umbrella of another "man"
...Do not curse in front of women
...Do not cross their legs in the "thigh on thigh" fashion
...Put the toilet seat down
...Do not urinate while sitting down (thought that was a given)
...Finish all the food on their plates
...Drink
...Drink more than their partners
...Do not puke
...Stay in shape
...Do not wear spandex
...Do not wear briefs (underwear or swimwear)



ELECTION 2008 TIPS

Hillary: You are a woman so run like one. Put out a sex tape or at least a bikini photo shot.
Obama: Not black enough? Put out a rap video. Make sure you wear a lot bling.

Joint Ticket? An Obama rap video with Hillary as one of the scantily-clad dancers.